The Vancome Lady made its first
appearance on the first-ever episode of Mad TV, on October 14, 1995.
Since then, it has become one of the most popular recurring characters
on this excellent TV show. The Vancome Lady is the brainchild of Nicole Sullivan
and is so funny that I have set aside a separate section for Vancome Lady
stuff.
- A Beginner's Guide to the Vancome Lady. Some
thoughts about this very popular recurring character. Doesn't suck.
The Vancome Lady Makes A New Enemy!
Apparently, a the sketch Vancoma has attracted the ire of the Catholic
League. Now that the show has upset some of these right-wing religious types,
perhaps the ratings will go up a bit. Perhaps not. In either case, here's
the text of the Associated Press wire story. (Added November 26, 1998)
- Scripts:
- Vancome Lady: Makeup Counter
The first-ever Vancome Lady sketch.
- Vancome Lady: ER The Vancome Lady as
a receptionist in a hospital.
- Vancome Lady: Department
Store Santa The Vancome Lady works at Melberry's as one of Santa's
helpers.
- Vancome Lady:
Betty Ford Clinic The Vancome Lady as a receptionist, this time at the
Betty Ford Center.
- Vancome Lady: Casino
Dealer The Vancome Lady deals blackjack and insults patrons.
-
Vancome Lady: Virgin Mary The Vancome Lady is the Virgin Mary in a
Christmas pageant. The best-ever Vancome sketch, in my opinion. (Added
July 12, 1998)
-
Vancome Lady: Hostage Negotiator The Vancome Lady works at a commercial
bank, where she is taken hostage by a robber. This sketch aired during
the first season. (Added December 15, 1998)
- Twelve
Angry Men and a Vancome By popular demand! The Vancome Lady is a holdout
juror. (Added February 8, 1999)
- It's
a Vancome Life The oft-requested Vancome hip-hop parody. (Added
April 27, 1999)
- Vancome
Lady: Locker Room The Vancome Lady interviews members of a losing
football team. This sketch was part of Mad TV's first Super Bowl-themed
show in 1997. (Added June 13, 1999)
-
Tcha You Know What? The Vancome Lady hosts a game show. (Added
July 22, 1999)
Vancoma. A ninety-year old Hassidic
man beats the Vancome Lady into a coma. (Added August 28, 1999)
- Sounds (all the Vancome Lady sounds from these pages):