Its a Vancome Life
By: the Vancome Lady featuring Mase
From the Record: Da Blonde Bitch Iz Back
Directed By: Ira Sheinstein
Label: Interscope Records
Its a Vancome Life
By: the Vancome Lady featuring Mase
From the Record: Da Blonde Bitch Iz Back
Directed By: Ira Sheinstein
Label: Interscope Records
Chorus(kids): Its a vancome life for me,
Its a vancome life for me.
Tcha, you know what, uh-uh
I can't hear you, la la la
Its a vancome life
Mase: Chillin on the block with ice on my watch
Chillin in awe of the real hot spots
That's when I seen her come in the strapped top.
Yo, who is this girl, she's the top of the crop
She's a blond chick, with the pink high heels
I gotta find out of she real, what the deal?
Vancome Lady: I 've got a feelin this isn't Kansas no more
I've got a question Mase, why do you always rhyme so slow?
It takes a half an hour, for you to get started
Are you mentally ill, or just retarded?
You've got no skill, but you've had a lot of luck
When I look at your face I think, "What a dumb f*ck"
(Vancome Lady: I know what your thinking, get out of here before these two mug me... I'm just kidding kids, relax! Man, look at me, I'm a white person pretending to be a black rapper. I feel just like Will Smith!)
She's quick with a phrase,
Sometimes sharp as a knife.
Tcha, you know what?
Chorus (kids): Its a vancome life, for me
She just can't let things be,
Got an insult for everyone,
Dissin people's so much fun
Its a vancome life
Vancome Lady: Before I forget to mention,
Let me call to your attention,
These hos on the stand,
Poster girls for Welfare.
Shaking it all with your big bubble butts,
You think you all that?
Tcha, you know what?
Chorus (kids): Its a vancome life for some
Now its my turn to have fun,
You don't have nice clothes or cash,
You're just some skank white trash.
Its a vancome life.
Vancome Lady: Who's this poser singing the hook?
Your little ass should be home with a book.
No need to be like your mama in the streets hoing.
And stop singing, because the sh*t's annoying!
Chorus (kids): Its a vancome life, its tired.
And guess what skank, you're FIRED!
(Vancome Lady: OKAY! Thanks for letting me rap with you Blowesha. Ladies, good luck finding your baby's daddies. And Gentelmen, enjoy prision!)