Nicole Sullivan Transcripts

This is where I put all the Nicole Sullivan transcripts; I have all the scripts contained on the Vancome Lady page here, plus a few new ones. There isn't much material here yet, but I probably will be adding more relatively soon. Enjoy.

• General:
  • Nicole Sullivan's first Mad TV monologue. (Added July 17, 1999)
  • Nicole Sullivan's second Mad TV monologue. (Added July 17, 1999)
  • Lick My Baby Back Behind (parody of Britney Spears' "...Baby One More Time") (Added December 13, 1999)
  • ****ing Lucky (Hillary Clinton parody) (Added December 17, 2000)
• Recurring characters:
  • Vancome Lady: Makeup Counter
  • Vancome Lady: ER
  • Vancome Lady: Department Store Santa
  • Vancome Lady: Hostage Negotiator
  • Vancome Lady: Betty Ford Clinic
  • Vancome Lady: Casino Dealer
  • Vancome Lady: Virgin Mary
  • Vancome Lady: Locker Room
  • Twelve Angry Men and a Vancome
  • Vancoma
  • Tcha You Know What?
  • It's a Vancome Life