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| Nicole Sullivan as Hillary Clinton. |
Hillary Clinton (sung): Lincoln bedroom,
Where she gets up,
Knock knock knock,
It's the dork.
Grab her Yanks cap,
And Giants cup,
Pretend that she's from New York.
Then say:
Isn't she lucky,
This Washington girl?
Echo: Girl, girl...
Hillary Clinton (spoken): They go:
She's damn lucky,
She can't be beat,
As she claws, claws, claws,
To her Senate seat, thinkin',
Don't let nothin' stand in her way,
Because she will be President some day.
But right now, I love New York!
Producer: Cut!
Bill Clinton: That was perfect, sweetie.
Hillary Clinton: Whatever. Why did I have to pick this state to be queen of? It's like the armpit of America.
Bill Clinton: Well, honey, it's the easiest way for us to get back into the White House. Just six more years -
Hillary Clinton: Uh...us? Who said anything about us?
Bill Clinton: I don't know. Who said anything about us? Not me. You're absolutely right. Anything else I can do for you?
Hillary Clinton: Yeah, yeah. From now on when we're getting off the planes, I wanna be the first one down those little steps, all right? Not you. You're behind me.
Bill Clinton: Sure. I'm behind. Fine. You go down the steps, I'm right behind -
Hillary Clinton: Just go screw an intern, please. Leave the cheese puffs. [As she throws glitter:] cough, cough
Bill Clinton (holding a trophy): And the winner is...Hillary! [Hillary Clinton runs up and roughly seizes the trophy.]
Hillary Clinton (singing, again): She's damn lucky,
She can't be beat,
As she claws, claws, claws,
To her Senate seat, thinkin',
If they try to pin stuff on me,
I'll blame the right wing conspiracy.