Lick My Baby Back Behind

(Originally aired September 25, 1999)

[By popular demand! The lyrics to the Britney Spears parody, "Lick My Baby Back Behind."]

To the tune of "...Baby One More More Time":

Oh, daddy, daddy,
Oh, daddy, daddy,
Teach me, teach me,
I'm just a little girl,
With loving on her mind.
Reach me, reach me,
Give me a spin and twirl,
From all the way behind.
Tell me how to hold it,
While we, why it's growing,
Baby, it's so swollen,
Now we're flowin',
Whoops! Explosion.
Your older hand is thrilling me (yeah, yeah),
Too bad our love's a felony (a felony),
You're big like Daddy,
I'll open wide,
Put it inside,
Lick my baby back behind.
You do protest that I'm jailbait (jailbait),
I'm just sixteen, but I just can't wait (I just can't wait),
My mom's real cool,
Promise,
You won't do time,
Lick my baby back behind.

Multimedia clips (video is in QuickTime 4.0 format):

• Clip of this video parody (38 seconds; 1.1 MB)
• The whole song parody in MP3 format (1 minute 21 seconds; 1.3 MB)
• The song in its entirety in Quicktime 4.0 format (1 minute 32 seconds; 1.6 MB)